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Show Euro 2020 coverage day 11 and it's heaven for the Great Danes who gave us a brilliant reminder of why we love this game. I'm not crying, you're crying. Finland came close to pooping the park and party but there was no denying Lakaku and Coenst. Ukraine needed only a point, but they really Scotland did it up by failing to score.

Meanwhile, Austria have sex.

Six.

Austria have six points.

Yes, the Austrians are going through to the round of sexine.

Sexine.

I need to work on my German pronunciation for Fuchs' sake. Meanwhile, the Netherlands have a lot of promise. Well, they have Quincy promise who didn't show much promise. But Holland were anything but debauring when they gore ran away with it against North Macedonia. I hope Taylor is still alive. My name is Ryan Bailey. And joining me in the full-streaked TSS lineup. Is he a

four mansion man? I haven't spoken to in two days and I miss him like a Marco Anortovich missed shot

Taylor Rockwell. Oh my goodness. That was incredible, Ryan Bailey. That is a perfect start to this show.

I was leaning off mic with my head and my hands, I will be honest. And I did have to fill your shoes to the extent that I could yesterday. And man, after about like two minutes of trying to write that introduction, I was just like, how does he do this and still watch the games? Because I think to do what you just did for me would require me to wake up at like 7 a.m. and not stop trying different combinations, even before the games. I feel like I'd have to be

writing. When I go on my morning run, I often find myself going on pun runs, Taylor, in more than one sense of the word. That's kind of what I do when I formulate these things. I've got to up my game, though, because Joe Lowry's really getting in on my patch lately. He did some good titles of episodes recently with Gerson's and I've heard him

punning away on here in my absence. So I've got to try and up my game. And speaking of the man I just

mentioned, he is a man who doesn't have to refresh the ranking of third place teams on Wikipedia

like I do to know what's going on. At least I don't think he does. It's Joe Lowry. Oh no, I do, Ryan. I definitely, definitely do. Thank you for the pun compliments, by the way. I can never aspire to be quite at your level in the whole pun game, but even nearing, slightly, even getting a little bit closer. I'm counting that as a win. That's right. Stay in your place, Joe. Stay in your place.

Also here, of course, is a man who's finer than a Romolo Lukaku offside decision. Graham Rutman. Hi, Ryan. I just have to express my admiration for that. That was a real tour de force at the start of the podcast. I'm not really sure how we're going to progress beyond this point, to be honest.

It's just going to be the final review.

It's going to be the entire show.

It's just going to be Ryan's introduction.

We'll be like, yeah, it was I'm not really sure how we're going to progress beyond this point, to be honest. It's just going to be the final review.

It's going to be the entire show.

It's just going to be Ryan's introduction.

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