Yeah, I heard about those Lord of the Rings books, J.R.R. Tolkien.

He's a Christian fellow and he lived in England a long time ago, 100 years.

And he had an idea to write stories about a made up place with made up races of creatures

and whatnot.

It was really, really good.

There was a whole movie and everything about it that came out here a few years ago.

A lot of people really liked it.

And in that movie and in that book, there's a character in the middle whose name is Wormtung.

It's actually his name.

And his job is advisor to the king, King Theodin, the king of Rohan.

And what happens is that you meet this guy, Wormtung.

And you realize right off the bat, it's the viewer or the reader, the bad dude is, he's

bad.

You know it.

Tolkien, he completely makes, I mean, he makes no effort whatsoever to disguise it.

The guy's name is Wormtung for crying out loud.

You can tell he's horrible.

Now, of course, immediately you wondered yourself, now the king of Rohan came to accept the

council of the man whose last name is Wormtung.

You would think that when a guy like that shows up and says, hello, I was inquiring about

the chief advisor position that you advertised in the thrifty nickel.

I brought my resume and the king's like, well, let's take a look at that.

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