Hey, everyone. Want to read a book that sounds like it's a wellness program, but like one of the

fraudulent ones that should get shut down by the FDA? Today's book is Essentialism. It's a

competitor to Goop. I'm Kellyn Erskine. I'm a comic, a father, and I ignored both of those

things while reading this book, which is what I think it would want.

And I'm David Vance. In the interest of cutting out the non-essential, there's no joke here.

Inessentialism, Greg McEwen argues that we should cut the non-essential out of our lives.

So we hope that either this podcast is essential to you or that you don't take our advice

seriously.

And this is the book pile.

So Rikar 122 says, I would give this podcast five stars if it weren't for the constant Ron

Weasley hate.

I'm going to give it five stars anyway because it's informative and funny, but seriously,

lay off Ron. And since they already gave us five stars, I'm just going to double down because

he is the worst. I want to know what do people like about Ron. I mean, I've talked about how

he's like, he provides a human side that

Harry doesn't always provide. Do you like his human side? Let me put it this way. Harry is who you

want to be and Ron is who you are. Ron is like the kind of normal every man who kind of makes the same

mistakes over and over again and he's really insecure for good reason. But like at the end, he works hard and he gets kind of makes the same mistakes over and over again, and he's really insecure for good reason.

But, like, at the end, he works hard and he gets kind of the good life that we all want.

And Harry just has, like, everything happened for him.

Like, I know that he's an orphan, and I know that this madman's trying to kill him.

But Harry is this, like, effortless quidditch star who, who like gets into this tournament by accident and wins

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