Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Hello. Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that timely of me?

The other day, I was trying to tell time on a clock with my good Judy's detox and Julia Fox,

and we laughed so hard it almost unfroze our Botox.

Did you know that when both hands are on 12, it's 12 o'clock?

But when both hands are on 3, it's 12 o'clock. But when both hands are on 3, it's 315,

and whether that's a.m. or p.m. remains to be seen. And when both hands are on 4, it's 420. Need I say

more? Detox bought a cuckoo clock. Julia bought a pair of socks embroidered in clocks, and I bought a

ticket to ride. And then I vomited. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside the

Kelly Mantis studio?

John Mark, when I started this podcast, I thought it was just going to be me and a microphone and my talents.

But instead, I created a whole list here of things that I have to do as a podcaster. Do you want to hear them?

I'm a producer. I'm an editor. I'm a scheduler. I am a graphic designer, I'm a lighting designer, I am a spiritual leader, I am an adoptive mother of a delinquent child. This has been a lot more work than either of us really bargained for.

Oh please, John Mark, quit your whining.

No, I wasn't whining.

No, you know, what I needed was a business partner, but instead I got this.

And that is where Shopify comes in.

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