Escape Pod 1000: A Thousand Names for God and Infinite Mustard

Escape Pod

Escape Artists Foundation

Fiction, Drama, Science Fiction

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Author : Matt Wallace Narrator : Mur Lafferty Host : Valerie Valdes Audio Producer : Summer Brooks Escape Pod 1000: A Thousand Names for God and Infinite Mustard is an Escape Pod original. Contains some harsh language A Thousand Names for God and Infinite Mustard by Matt Wallace Kimo found God hiding out inside a […]

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0:39.8	EscapePod
0:53.0	Episode 1,000. A thousand names for God and infinite mustard. By Matt Wallace. Hello and welcome to EscapePod, your weekly science fiction podcast.
1:28.3	I'm Valerie Valdez, your host for this episode.
1:31.3	This is our thousandth episode, coming in hot on the heels of our 20th anniversary episode.
1:37.3	Truly, this is a year for milestones.
1:40.3	We hope to be able to bring you another thousand episodes as we continue our journey through the cosmos.
1:48.0	Our story this week is A Thousand Names for God and Infinite Mustard by Matt Wallace.
1:54.0	This is an Escape Pod original.
1:57.0	Matt Wallace is a Hugo Award winner and the author of the Sin Dejure series, Savage Rebellion
2:03.8	Trilogy, and the Middle Grade novels, Bump, The Supervillains Guide to Being a Fat Kid, and Nowhere
2:09.6	Special.
2:10.6	He's also penned over 100 short stories in addition to writing for film, television, and video games. In his youth, he traveled the world as a professional wrestler
2:20.3	and an unarmed combat and self-defense instructor
2:23.3	before retiring to write full-time.
2:25.3	He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Nikki.
2:29.3	Our narrator, Mur Lafferty, is the co-editor and sometime host of a skate pod.
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