So, you know, it's like, it's seventh period, it's study hall, and I'm in there with Debbie,

Deborah Messing, and George Soros, and we're practicing our tag.

Or, you know, we, at this point are pretty deep in the underground graffiti scene, and

if you don't have a tag in this town, you ain't shit.

Your toast.

Yeah, and so it is obviously important to me that my tag is bad ass, that yes, it says

my name, Swift Dog, but also that it looks like something cool.

Swift Dog is, of course, an idea that you got from a typing test.

Something to finally defeat the fox.

Yeah, well, this quick brown fox, red fox, quick red fox, quick brown fox.

I think a quick, quick, quick, quick.

That doesn't make any sense.

But it's brown.

Is it a brown dog and a red fox?

No, it's a brown fox.

So, dog is lazy, which is why you remember you invented the Swift Dog to avenge the

lazy dog.

Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't pass the typing test.

But anyway, I'm trying to write...

You were doing it fast, but the words were not right.

Well, I switched in the colors of the thing, because I was like, well, the dog can definitely

be brown.

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