4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2019
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, glassman boppers and T.Y.S.O. Goblins alike. It's Rick Glassman coming to you live from Espagno |
0:06.9 | Which I don't think is what how you say Spain, but I am in Spain and |
0:11.5 | Boy are my arms tired. Let me let you in on a little bit of a Rick Glassman update |
0:17.3 | I took a trip to London, England and while there I met a beautiful woman and this woman |
0:25.7 | Had a friend's wedding to go to in Spain, so I |
0:30.6 | Tagged along and now she's at the wedding because come on. I don't want to have a suit. What am I? |
0:36.3 | James Bond, you know, I went for drinks with him yesterday. It was very nice |
0:40.2 | But I don't need to go to the wedding. I mean, I was asked. She was very nice. She said come you know after the meal |
0:46.3 | Comfort dancing and I do feel wanted but I'm not gonna. I don't feel comfortable. I don't know if it's because |
0:53.2 | You know, I was invited by a guest to go to somebody else's wedding or because I don't want to go to this wedding to begin with |
0:59.7 | But my mom says go says go out of your comfort zone. I said mom. I'm in Spain. What am I James Bond? |
1:05.6 | So anyway, what if he's a funny little I don't know if this is an anecdote |
1:11.2 | Anacdote is that what you take when you're sick that's an anecdote. Here's a funny anecdote. Here's an anecdote |
1:15.9 | Skip ahead 45 minutes to get to the podcast so you don't get sick |
1:19.5 | Okay, these intros are not easy. Especially when I'm I don't have my equipment with me if it doesn't sound great |
1:26.8 | It's because I'm I'm not using my nice mics if it does sound great. It's because I have a voice for radio and a face for |
1:33.2 | James Bond films |
1:36.8 | Thank you guys for bearing with me with this stuff. Oh, here's what I want to tell you so |
1:41.0 | Eating anywhere is a chore. I just know butter on the bun. Let me get the barbecue sauce on the side as a matter of fact |
1:47.4 | Here's a great opportunity for me to plug my Jumas account on Instagram at Jumas J. E. W. M. O. D. S |
1:54.6 | Where I post many of my modification orders and please feel free to submit your own you don't have to be Jewish |
2:01.1 | So I order the whatever the fuck I order who gives us shit and on the side I wanted to get vegetables instead of French fries because |
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