Hey there, glassman, boppers. Happy Monday, unless it's Tuesday, in which case, happy Tuesday.

I'm not sure if people listen to this on Wednesdays through Sundays, but if so, happy whenever

day it is, it's your boy Rick Glassman. We got a good one today.

Blake Griffin, six time NBA All-Star, rookie of the year, slam dunk champion, 2011, first

round draft pick, and Kia, best Kia athlete, superstar extraordinaire. That last one I made

up, but technically, what award isn't made up? I'll tell you what award, the award that

goes to best fans, and that's you, my T-Y-S-O goblins. So for a moment here, why don't you stand

up and pleasure yourself to climax. You could press pause in a moment, and then after you finished

your congratulations for being the world's best fan award orgasm, you could come on back.

So go ahead, press pause now. Okay, welcome back. Congratulations. That looked good. So our

YouTube channel, I just saw that we have gotten six million minutes watched, which I think

is awesome. That's 11 plus years cumulative watching. Now, I know we got some big heavy

hitters out there in the podcast world, but we're still pretty new, and that's very exciting.

So I wanted to share that piece of information, and if you're a proud supporter of take

your shoes off, head on over to RickGlasman.com. Buy yourself a take your shoes off shirt.

They are $30. I think that's crazy expensive, but they cost me like 25. I lie to you. They're

like closer to $20 after my costs. I'm making like 10 bucks a shirt. I know. I know. I think

I was embarrassed. I'm embarrassed to make money off of shirts. Who am I? What am I doing?

I'm selling $30 shirts. What am I? Metallica? But you know, this is the game, and please,

you really don't worry about it. You don't have to buy any shirts. Just go ahead and check

this out on YouTube. I understand if you're listening to this here, it's because you'd

rather listen to the audio only version, but I want to stress again. I put so much time

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