Eric Hahn

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Eric talk about blowjobs, 90s rock bands, and waking up in a pool of blood. Follow Eric: IG: https://www.instagram.com/erichahncomedy/ Daily Show Trump Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftpc4fwcDfk Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.com Patreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Man, you're so nice in the world. It's Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:25.5	Man, you're so nice and organized.
0:26.1	Damn.
0:27.7	These are goals.
0:29.1	These are goals.
0:31.3	Look how linear everything is.
0:34.8	It's got shit written down, neatly.
0:36.6	Put your little headphones on.
0:37.6	Talking to the camera. This is Hollywood, really. Put your little headphones on, talking to the camera.
0:40.5	This is Hollywood, baby.
0:46.0	This is Hollywood, baby, oh, my God.
0:48.3	Are we rolling?
0:49.2	We are rolling.
0:51.7	Oh, where's my lip gloss?
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