Eric Hahn
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Craig and Eric talk about blowjobs, 90s rock bands, and waking up in a pool of blood.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stop! |
| 0:02.0 | Police! |
| 0:03.0 | Oh shit. |
| 0:04.0 | We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each. |
| 0:08.0 | Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead. |
| 0:11.0 | Get back here! |
| 0:14.0 | Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan. |
| 0:19.0 | That's me. Man, you're so nice in the world. It's Community Service with Greg Conan. |
| 0:22.7 | That's me. |
| 0:25.5 | Man, you're so nice and organized. |
| 0:26.1 | Damn. |
| 0:27.7 | These are goals. |
| 0:29.1 | These are goals. |
| 0:31.3 | Look how linear everything is. |
| 0:34.8 | It's got shit written down, neatly. |
| 0:36.6 | Put your little headphones on. |
| 0:37.6 | Talking to the camera. This is Hollywood, really. Put your little headphones on, talking to the camera. |
| 0:40.5 | This is Hollywood, baby. |
| 0:46.0 | This is Hollywood, baby, oh, my God. |
| 0:48.3 | Are we rolling? |
| 0:49.2 | We are rolling. |
| 0:51.7 | Oh, where's my lip gloss? |
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