Craig's Mom and Sisters

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks with his mom and sisters about super glue, torpedoes, and getting kicked out of funerals. Check out Craig's new stickers at https://www.craigconantstore.com Shout out to Jared De La Rosa for the stickers: https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ Park Ranger art by: https://www.instagram.com/bubbatx/ Mushroom art: https://www.instagram.com/curlsjrtattoos/ Fart art: https://www.instagram.com/byronmckoy/ Check out our first sponsor! El Sativo Tequila: https://www.instagram.com/elsativotequila/ Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.com Patreon bonus content: http://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	600 in progress in close of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here.
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Do this. It's his community service with Greg Conan.
0:21.6	That's me.
0:23.6	Dootie!
0:25.6	Behind the scenes, are you nervous?
0:27.6	Dooty!
0:30.6	Oh man, this'll be a good one.
0:32.6	My mom's nuts.
0:33.6	Don't say that.
0:34.6	Don't, I'm not going to be a good one.
0:36.6	I'm probably going to freeze up I'm gonna freeze up I already am
0:40.3	mom you already are you want a lemonade coffee hell no pee
0:45.3	okay perfect so cold I got Mexican cokes my beautiful sister gave with me she didn't even take her medication
0:51.3	because she was afraid she was gonna pee her pants pants. She did. She did peer pants.
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