Eric Andre–I Am Crazy
Toure Show
DCP Entertainment
4.8 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We did this prank, man, Roe, where our penises are stuck in a Chinese finger trap. |
| 0:19.1 | And we went into this barber shop in the hood in Atlanta. And we walked in the barbershop. Our dicks are in a Chinese finger trap. And we're stretching it back and forth. And we went to the barber. We're like, go. Our dicks are stuck in this thing. Can you give us your scissors to cut us out? And the guy went red. He was like, oh, hell no. And he started looking for his gun, couldn't find his gun, found a knife, chased us out with a knife. We're stuck at the dick in this thing, like, oh, ah, runs after us. And my safe word is popcorn. What I call popcorn, that means like, yep, it's time to cut. It's too dangerous. But I had so much adrenaline. I forgot my safe word. And I just started yelling goosebumps. So I'm looking at my crew who's hidden in cars and like they have backpack cameras and all these. I'm like, goosebumps, goosebumps, goosebumps. And they're like, oh, fuck popcorn. And like security jumped out, grab the guy's knife. we yelled cut, we reveal the dick trap snaps, |
| 1:12.3 | REL's like falling down, rolled under a car. |
| 1:16.0 | And like, the guy, we were like, it's a hidden camera break, it's a hidden camera break. |
| 1:19.9 | And the guy was like, oh, y'all are hilarious, man. |
| 1:23.2 | When does this shit come out? |
| 1:24.3 | I'll sign and release, no problem. |
| 1:27.1 | Eric Andre is crazy. He's an amazing comedian who's brilliant and childish. I love the Eric |
| 1:34.8 | Andre show so much, especially those crazy interviews where he just screws with people and |
| 1:39.5 | destroys the set and attacks every convention of the American talk show. I also loved his hilarious new |
| 1:46.6 | Netflix special legalize everything and it can't wait for his upcoming prank movie Bad Trip. Let's get |
| 1:53.8 | into it. It's Eric Andre on Toray Show. |
| 2:35.4 | You know, one thing I love about you and especially, you know, doing a deep dive on the show, which is so amazing, you are not scared of insulting people. These people come on. They don't know what you're doing. I feel like if I ask somebody a question that bothers them, they're going to be like, oh, I don't like that guy. I'm mad at that guy. Oh, right. You don't care. Well, I'm not out to hurt anybody. There's no malicious intent. Right, you don't hurt anybody. |
| 2:37.6 | Yeah, I'm in character while I'm doing the show. |
| 2:40.8 | So the character of the show host is like an idiot. |
| 3:24.3 | So I kind of, I'm wearing a mask in a sense, much like the woman that walked by in the frame behind you. She wore a mask. She wore a literal mask. I'm wearing a metaphoric mask on my show. So I hope nobody takes it personal. I'm just fucking around. No, I don't think anybody takes it personal. But like, you know, you are, you're pushing the envelope. You're pushing people's buttons. And, you know, I'm like, ah, you know, I don't want them to be upset. I don't want you to be upset, you know, and like. I'm like, well, I'm like you in this situation or a situation where I'm not in character. I'm very like, oh, if I send a text message, this is how like needy and weird and pathetic I have. |
| 3:28.4 | If I send a text message to anybody and they don't respond in five minutes, I'm like, |
| 3:29.1 | they're mad at me. |
| 3:30.1 | They fucking hate me. |
| 3:30.7 | Totally. |
| 3:33.2 | I must have said something insulting. |
| 3:34.5 | What did I say? |
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