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Who are these guys? Hey everybody and welcome to a surprisingly emotional episode

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This is of course the weekly cult and exploitation podcast so good. It just has to be fattening.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury. And usually this is where I say I'm

joined by my co-host, C. Robert Cargill, but he is in L.A. promoting his new movie. And let's

just say he doesn't want to black phone it in. So in his stead, I am very happy to announce that we

have a special guest today. You will know him from several podcasts including pen pals including dumb people town including

including his many numerous appearances on doug loves movies he's also a stand-up comic somebody

i'm just thrilled to have on the show mr daniel van kirk brian hello so good to have you here

man thank you so much for agreeing to do the show are you kidding me i mean just mean, just the, the world of scheduling and craziness, I agreed quite

a while ago, so I'm very glad we're making it happen. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It's great to talk to

you, Daniel, Dan, DVK, how do you like to be addressed? All of those are good. Thank you for asking,

though. Of course. Of course. Well, I know that

the Scalar brothers call you Dan, but I didn't want to presume to do the same because I am literally

half the people that they are. So, you know, no, you're about two thirds. But I might be the size

of two Scalar brothers by the time this is all over, especially if we keep doing this podcast

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