Did you know that in order to send Trevor Noah into space using a catapult,

the catapult would need an arm that is 300 miles long and accelerates at 15,000 miles per hour

in order to launch Trevor Noah into outer orbit?

Did you know that if a Trevor Noah was flying toward the sun, head first at 23,000 miles per hour,

his face on the front of his head, which is closer to the sun, would melt faster than the back of his head, which receives no sunlight.

And did you know that if the sun rejected Trevor Noah and shot him back toward the earth with super megaton force, hurtling through the atmosphere toward Florida, that his ashy remains would fall over

the amazing Benny Show studio in Tampa, Florida, where you can learn more fun facts like these.

Okay.

So sometimes you just know Jerry's going to cook.

In the morning, I get a brief.

I never watch the meme ahead of time.

And I get a brief from McLean.

He's like, yo, we got a spicy meme for you today.

And that certainly is a spicy meme today.

Holy moly did so much happen over the weekend.

I thought that us, roasting Gavin Newsom alive, was going to be

the biggest story of the weekend. But there is lawsuits being slung. Some of our friends are

getting married. Donald Trump is threatening to sue the Epstein estate, then threatening to sue

Trevor Noah, the failed comedian. My goodness, what did we learn in the Epstein estate, then threatening to sue Trevor Noah, the failed comedian.

My goodness, what did we learn in the Epstein list?

So much.

ALX is still building the show.

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