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Is it true you were a crack cocaine dealer for seven years?

I plead the fifth.

Tell us about the cartels you dealt with in your time as a crack cocaine dealer. No, but I can tell you that I plead the fizzif.

Wait, how much money did you earn in your time as a crack cocaine dealer?

I'll plead the fifth.

Five, one, two, three, four, fifth. Anything you say, say yes go ahead ask me a question did you yes

okay good all right enough i sorry about that sorry it's a good one. I didn't know we could face swap.

Dave Chappelle with Bill Clinton. Is that a white face? Are we allowed to do that? Can you do that? Is that legal? You can make Dave Chappelle white face. Dave Chappelle did a racist KKK black guy, right? In one of his skits, is Dave Chappelle done. Dave Chappelle has done white face, actually. Yes, often in the Chappelle's

okay, very good. Approved, Jerry, ding. We used to do a meme approval at the beginning of every single show. Because Klein just needs one more thing to do. Okay, today is Tuesday, February 3rd, 2026. Man, we got a rocking good show for you today.

Rocking good news as the Epstein files continue to rock Hollywood, politics, the entertainment space, and is having global repercussions all around the planet.

There were multiple members of parliament

and people inside of governments throughout Europe

who have now resigned their position.

ALX, could you get me a running tab?

I know there's some in England, some in Sweden,

and I'm sure many more to come.

And let's just talk really quickly about, like, why isn't that happening here in America?

It needs to happen here in America.

As we demanded yesterday, without prosecutions and without people going to prison, none of this has been worth the squeeze.

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