In a shocking new revelation, the Epstein files got released over this past week and people

have been ripping through them and a new allegation has emerged that Jeffrey Epstein is

still alive.

Now, hold on, that's not the new allegation.

The allegation is that evidence in the Epstein files points to a security guard at the prison who released information

earlier that morning saying he witnessed them swap out the body of Jeffrey Epstein.

Ladies and gentlemen, is Epstein still alive?

Now, I've got to be honest.

I don't think so.

I don't operate under these. I don't take these into consideration when I make decisions in my life. That being said, I don't want to say

the claims about this guy, this Roberto guy, a girl Hava, or I'm probably pronouncing his

name wrong. I don't think they're corroborated,

but they're going massively viral. So of course, it's fun to take a look at why people think

this proves Epstein's in fact alive, and there's some really interesting things we're learning

in these files. Notably that, yes, Epstein was a pito. He may have had people murdered.

There are torture videos. Donald Trump

massively accused of a whole bunch of insane things, of course, but I must caveat all of this

with the weirdest thing about the Epstein files is this is a bunch of emails from well after Epstein

died about things that are only somewhat related to the conspiracy theories.

And so by all means, listen, guys, I, I'm not cutting anybody any slack on these things,

but liberals are pouncing on key informant claims, which are not corroborated from 2025, about Donald Trump.

Now, I got no problem saying this.

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