Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Nine: Zas’ Big Ass Story Time + Bam Debate + Tarantino Tier List

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

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4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Today on Mystery Crate, we’ve got a loaded show.Zas debuts Big Ass Story Time with an emotional trip back to Magic Johnson’s unforgettable 1992 NBA All-Star Game moment. Jeremy finally gets the floor to defend his Bam Adebayo superstar take after Bam’s wild 83-point performance sparks chaos, conspiracy theories, and plenty of hater energy.Then the crew dives into a Quentin Tarantino tier list, arguing over where classics like Pulp Fiction, Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained, Kill Bill, and more actually belong. Plus: Jess has thoughts, Jeremy tells a Broadway story involving Daniel Radcliffe, Roy recaps losing to a bunch of children in barbecue, and the whole show somehow becomes exactly what Mystery Crate should be: loud, chaotic, and ridiculous.Featuring:-Zas’ Big/Old Ass Story Time-Jeremy defending Bam Adebayo-Quentin Tarantino movie tier rankings-Roy’s Key West barbecue recap-Jess, naturally, having something to say Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on Mystery Crate, a lot of good stuff.
0:02.2	We got Zaz's big-ass story time. Jeremy defends a bam out of bio take from earlier this week. We have a tier list of Quentin Tarantino movies, a Q&A, and Jess. She's got something to say. I don't know what it is, but she'll have something to say. Let's start the show. All right. I wanted to change the name of Zaz Storytime
0:23.3	because I didn't of Zaz Storytime
0:23.3	Because I didn't like Storytime
0:25.4	So I want to change it to Zaz Big Ass Story Time
0:28.3	Because you bring stories that are big ass stories
0:30.2	I think Zaz big-off story
0:32.7	Yeah, yeah
0:33.6	So Zaz big ass story time
0:35.6	Yeah, big-off story
0:36.8	Big ass story Big ass Big-ass story.
0:37.5	Big-ass story.
0:38.7	Jess, hello. Hello. How are things going over there? Fantastic. Can I make one comment about Zaz and his ideas for mystery crate today? Big-eyed or not? Definitely. Okay. But also, Zaz. The Academy Awards are Sunday. You want to rank Quintranteau movies.
0:55.6	One of the directors who has Zaz, the Academy Awards are Sunday. You want to rank Quintranteau movies.
0:56.2	One of the directors who has zero movies out this year that are nominated for anything.
1:01.9	Yeah.
1:02.1	Why?
1:03.4	It's just a great opportunity.
1:06.8	Anytime the Oscars are happening, it's a great opportunity to talk about a great filmmaker and great movies.
1:13.2	He should have a movie nominated this year.
1:15.9	Any one of these.
1:18.1	Just take one of these and nominated a retroactive one.
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