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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy: We Let Rose Pick a Perfect Bracket for $1 Billion

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we attempt the impossible: win $1 billion with a perfect March Madness bracket… by letting Rose make every pick with pure vibes and almost no college basketball knowledge.Before that, Zaz’s Old-Ass Story Time takes us back to one of the most iconic moments in college basketball history: Christian Laettner’s legendary shot against Kentucky in 1992. Then the crew debates and tiers some of the greatest college basketball players of all time, argues over Duke guys, and somehow turns the bracket challenge into absolute chaos.Also in the mix: late arrivals, rescued dogs, random school loyalty, accidental upsets, and the long-awaited Mystery Crate / Shipping Container team draft finally starts to take shape. In this episode: Rose builds a billion-dollar bracket Zaz’s Old-Ass Story Time Best college basketball players tier list March Madness chaos Shipping Container / Mystery Crate team draft energy A very normal, very serious sports show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam, and Bob Mortimer.

0:21.6

Anyone want a song?

0:22.6

No.

0:23.6

Last One Laughing, new series, billion dollars, and I cannot wait to see how we do it.

0:47.7

On top of that, we got old-ass story time with Zaz.

0:51.6

We're going to do some tiers list of the best college basketball players of all

0:55.4

time now that we're in march madness and we finally pick teams for our shipping container slash mystery

1:02.1

crate teams is that is that right i don't know this is way too long just play the open okay

1:07.1

let's go all right a lot to get to on the show today. Where do we want to start? Do we want to start with winning a billion dollars? Do we want to start with old-ass story time from Zaz? Do we want to start with the tears? What do we feel like we start with? I like starting with old-ass story time from Zaz because it leads in to what we want to do with winning a million dollars.

1:28.3

So we should start. A billion. A billion. A billion. I'm ready. So as is ready. I'm ready.

1:33.5

I got an old ass store for you guys today. So if you guys are new to this every week because I'm a little

1:39.1

bit older than you guys, I bring up a sports achievement or a game or a moment that maybe you guys are not

1:47.0

aware of.

1:47.8

So let's get today's old-ass story.

1:50.9

Do you guys remember where you were in the year, 1992?

1:56.8

I was not born.

1:58.7

March?

1:59.2

March, I was less than a year old. I was eight months old. I was not born. March, March, I imagine. I was less than a year old. I was eight months old.

2:03.5

Wow. I was eight years old. Okay. Well, 1992, all right, I was 11 years old, and we were really, really starting to pay attention to March Madness in the NCAA tournament for the very first time.

2:18.2

When you say we? Who's we? Me. Me. Yeah, because like I started watching NBA. I started watching

2:23.1

basketball, like right when the heat entered the NBA, because like, oh my God, we have a basketball

2:28.4

teams. This is 1988, you know? So I started watching basketball around 1988, seven years old, and I didn't exactly get into college basketball because down here, you know, Miami South Florida, we're not exactly college basketball, all right?

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