Episode Testing, Testing, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2020

⏱️ 174 minutes

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I Need A Vacation From Me

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack, flame, flame, f genius gift i'm the fucking talent hey what's happened? A Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:55.4	I'm here for you.
0:56.3	I knock, knock.
0:57.5	Answer the door.
0:58.0	Hey, who ordered words?
0:59.5	Was it you that ordered words?
1:00.9	Because I'm here with plenty of them.
1:02.4	Oh, I got a bushel full, a barrel full.
1:04.3	I might even have a basket full of words for you to take and sort through and keep until
1:08.5	next week when I have to come here with more fucking words.
1:10.7	God damn it. I'm kind of tired to be in the word delivery guy. I mean, look, I enjoy delivering the words.
1:15.5	And I can only hope that you're putting them to good use every time I bring them to you and I bring them to you every goddamn week.
1:19.6	I mean, last week we brought you a fuck ton of words. I hope you're still going ahead and perusing those, sorting those into useful words and words you don't really need. Although I try to keep the words you don't really need to a minimum.
1:29.7	I won't lie.
1:30.3	It's not like I'm not like one of those Hello Fresh baskets.
1:32.9	We're like, oh, this is awesome.
1:33.8	I got a ham and some potatoes and alum.
1:38.2	Who needs Allum?
1:39.2	I don't think I need Allum for a recipe.
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