How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood in Joan Baez's face?

I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn.

I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face.

Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it.

Guess what?

I get raised by a cookie monster.

My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight.

Time, my stupidity.

It's at the speed of goddamn light.

I got a bunch of the clocks.

Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?

Let me tell you right now, this episode doesn't count.

This episode will not count against your yearly count of 52.

You know, I do a year.

This is year 11.

And in year 11, there are 52 episodes. Well, I will tell you this year,

there will be more than 52 episodes because this is going to be a different episode entirely.

Not different episode. Well, first of all, hi to Twitch people who might be here because this is throwback Thursday, throwback Twitch Thursday. And we're going to put an older episode in here.

And it is truly Thursday. I'm recording this Thursday, fucking morning slash afternoon, because I don't know why. I wish I could tell

you, man. I wish there was a, I could tell you there was a way I could climb out of my fucking

grave and tell you what the fuck is wrong with my brain, but I don't know. I just don't fucking

know. And you're tired of hearing it. And I don't blame you for being tired of hearing it, because I'm just as tired of telling you about it.

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