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Episode Seventeen, Year Twelve

I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack flair
0:38.6	craft
0:39.8	ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.3	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking
0:49.3	talent
0:50.0	I'm the fucking talent
0:50.0	hey what's happening?
0:54.7	I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:56.4	How you doing?
0:57.0	Are you good?
0:57.6	I'm good.
0:58.6	Thanks for asking.
0:59.3	Nobody asked.
1:00.3	This is my new crutch now.
1:01.3	This is how I open the show.
	...

Episode Seventeen, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

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