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... Skill, knack, flame, flag, expertise genius gift i'm the fucking talent Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt 40-year-old boy podcast?

Hi, I hope you're good because I am not, as you can probably tell.

Here's the thing, I could probably do a show.

I could power through this and probably still talk to you fucking guys, but who the

fuck wants to hear me like this?

I suddenly got my head fucking underwater.

I got a fucking face full of whatever the fuck and I wanted to cough it up at any goddamn second. fuck wants to hear me like this i suddenly got my head fucking under water i got a

fucking face full of whatever the fuck and i wanted to cough it up at any goddamn second who wants

to hear that i'm sure i'll sneeze in the middle of this bullshit and all sorts of nonsense my

fucking noses and here's the thing if it wasn't for the fucking fever i'd be fine you know what i mean

it's like it just i just kicked in Sunday morning. Here's the thing. Never leave your fucking house.

Okay.

I'm just going to tell you that right fucking now.

Never leave your fucking house because if you ever go outside, you'll run into people with fucking germs.

I Ubered last week and a girl gets in my car.

She's like, she's fucking sneezing.

And she goes, oh, my, my allergies, this wind.

Fuck you. You're patient fucking zero and now you've ruined my fucking week.

God damn it.

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