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🗓️ 1 January 2016
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Sammy & Ben are ringing in the New Year, however things come to a head when Deputy Troy wants to bring by Ben's late Christmas present.
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0:00.0 | You're going to be. Oh, So, I'm just saying it's a new year. |
0:37.2 | I'm just saying it's a new year. |
0:39.3 | Maybe we shouldn't be talking about the same old subjects. |
0:41.3 | Let's take out a new lease on life to turn over a new leaf and I'm just |
0:46.0 | saying bin that if there is a portal leading into my bathroom and there is then maybe more people should be aware, man. |
0:54.4 | I can't, I can't handle this. This is you, Sammy. |
0:57.2 | Doyle, as clear as you can, please explain to Ben. |
1:00.6 | Not Ben, I mean, I am done. |
1:02.4 | Nothing is happening in your house Doyle to be so open-minded you sure don't want to expand your horizons and work with me here |
1:10.0 | being 10-10 I usually only talk to people about real subjects Doyle. Oh, it's real, realist can be. You're just being a naysayer. I'm not a naysayer. Oh, you're naysaying for sure, bro. I'm not a naysayer. Oh, you're naysaying for sure, bro. I'm not a... Sammy, I can. Doyle, let's get back to this |
1:27.4 | portal or we'll need to part ways for the evening. Or forever. |
1:31.1 | All right, I feel you. |
1:33.0 | So I got this portal in my house, right? |
1:36.0 | Crazyest damn thing you ever saw. |
1:39.0 | And sometimes, late at night. |
1:42.0 | You get it, boss, man. |
1:44.0 | Sometimes, late at night, I'll wake up and gotta take a leaky-dickey, |
1:50.0 | and it's just sitting there in the bathroom door, |
1:52.0 | just a shimmering and shiny. |
1:54.0 | Looks like Willie Wonka just left a big fat golden ticket hanging in my doorway. |
1:59.0 | Uh-huh. Well, I only got one water closet, boys, and nature is a calling, so I passed through it, and it's all like, |
2:07.2 | shirrauwah. |
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