You're going to be. Oh, So, Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a very special daytime broadcast with Sammy and Ben.

We are live at the Main Street Park celebrating a very special day

with what looks like the entire town.

I gotta tell you, while I've got my doubts about the veracity of the claim today.

Don't.

Let me finish.

This definitely brings a smile to my face and warms my heart to see this massive turnout.

So many familiar faces and voices this is a big deal.

Yeah Sammy it is a big deal can you name another town in history that has been

voted best small town in America seven years straight?

Legit or just by the King Falls Chamber of Commerce.

That's besides the point.

I think that's the actual entire point, then.

This is propaganda.

Don't! But very lovely propaganda no less.

Don't go all conspiracy theorists on me. You don't even believe half the stuff that walks

right through our radio station door. You know what? You're right right I'm just going to punt this care

package of sense and reason right out the door and instead celebrate our

town's storied history like a patriotic citizen. That is good to hear. You're

ridiculous.

Look, it is what it is, man.

Regardless of who voted on this, I believe it is the best small town in America.

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