It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

Featuring special guest star Chuck McCann.

We begin this episode in the secret layer

of that insidious evil mastermind, Dr. Steve.

It is the last few remaining days before Christmas

and we find the now do well in a heated

discussion with a sock shaped assistant fidget and I'm telling you they are wrong.

I'm not noo noo noo. Look I have no idea why your friends would tell you

there's no such thing as Santa Claus.

Did you tell them that we met Santa Claus last year when we went and tried to steal all

his toys?

Yeah, I didn't want him.

Wasn't him?

Who did they think it was? Just some crazy guy who lives at the North Pole with a bunch of elves?

Well, I don't know what to tell you. There is a Santa Claus. I certainly believe in him.

Well, that's me, certainly believe in him. But an ugly man, you believe in any minute.

True, I do believe in anything that gets me presents, but that's not the point.

I leave out my list for Santa Claus every year, along with a plate of cookies a half gallon of milk and a nice fruit basket.

But you never know you know.

So I never get anything. That's not a reflection on his existence.

It's more of a reflection on my naughtiness.

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