It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd, brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

When we last left our hero, he had just pushed the button. What's going on? Thunder in the studio?

Yes, sorry about that. It seems to follow me wherever I go.

The creepy narrator? How nice of you to remember? But you only show up when we have our

creepy episodes. That's right.

And the story of Dr. Floyd and Dr. Steve's literary adventures

are about to take a very creepy twist.

But when we last left Dr. Floyd,

he just made a literature jump seconds after watching Dr.

Steve tumble over the cliff at Reichenbach Falls.

Precisely, for Dr. Floyd had remembered that he and Dr. Steve didn't have to be touching when he pushed the button on the

translatura remote control for both of them to make a literature jump.

So Dr. Steve was spared from plummeting to his demise?

Of course, this is a family-friendly show, remember?

Oh, right.

So with a blinding flash of light, you now see Dr. Steve appear out of thin air

and tumble into a well-cushioned easy chair in the middle of a private library.

A fire burns brightly in the fireplace.

The chair is warm and comfortable and Dr. Steve is thoroughly worn out from his adventures.

So it takes very little for him to begin to not off to sleep on this dark and stormy night.

Heh-h-h-h-huh-hah-hah-hah! Well, this certainly is creepy.

I wish I knew what Dr. Steve could be thinking as he falls asleep.

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