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Emergency Intercom

episode one hundred and eighty six

Emergency Intercom

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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You haven't been hung over in like a long time or no.

0:19.6

No, I haven't been hung over in probably like five years four years so

0:23.5

insane because i'm with kai like my last like hangover was like a year ago at this point that's

0:30.9

also a complete lie i was like i've been on my medicine since august so like before then, I think actually right before I got the last, the call I had with my

0:43.0

psychiatrist when he prescribed Prozac, I was suffering the worst hangover.

0:48.6

Like, because the night before I had so many drinks, like hanging out with Orion. And I kind of was like so happy to hear that

0:57.6

I couldn't drink anymore because I was like, thank God. Because I, to me now, like, or even at

1:03.0

that point, too many drinks was I had four drinks within the span of like four hours. And I think I had like half or a sip of the fifth drink and I was like

1:13.6

and I ate a big meal and like drank a bunch of water and had electrolytes before I went to

1:18.3

sleep and I still woke up like mm-hmm was was definitively the last time you drink the

1:25.7

sidewalk thing I think so I think that was it that was like the last time you drank the sidewalk thing? I think so. I think that was it.

1:29.2

That was like the last time I like drank, drank. What did you experience when you were like

1:34.3

passed out or was it just like completely? It was darkness. It was pure darkness. I was screaming

1:39.2

in my head. I've said this a billion times. I was literally screaming like call an ambulance like

1:44.0

please. I was like fully lucid call an ambulance. Like, please.

1:44.3

I was like fully lucid inside my brain.

1:47.0

I remember you were saying that like you felt like you couldn't even like project.

1:50.0

Now looking back at that, it is insane.

1:53.3

And I'm like, holy shit.

1:54.7

That's why now when I meet a 21 year old or a 22 year old, it sounds like such an

1:59.9

annoying old head thing to say, but I genuinely look at them and I'm like,

2:04.1

wow, you are like, you're young to me because I look at me at 21 and I'm like, oh my God,

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