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... Skill, knack, flame, flag, craft, craft, ability, aptitude, expertise, genius, gift.

I'm the fucking talent.

Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?

You know, guys, they say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.

Now, I have all of my friends telling me I'm insane because there's a thing that I keep doing over and over again expecting a different result.

Now, we should say this.

It's not over and over again.

It's just me going to do something that I know is going to have a terrible outcome,

or I assume it will, because it's had a terrible outcome so many times in the past. Now, I will

tell you this, I may have bitched about this on here already before, but my life is compartmentalized,

my life is small. My life would fit in a ringbox

at this point. You could slide this show and my life around your goddamn ring finger and call it a day.

You and I would be engaged forever as you glanced down in the thing I bitched at over and over again

for centuries. It seems like centuries, doesn't it? It seems like I should just be on a mountaintop with a staff.

And I don't mean a group of people writing for me. I mean a staff, like a stick and a

fucking robe with fucking hanging sleeves, like a wizened old man, and just white hair as I just sit

there and I just spout off the same shit that I've always spouted off. Is there a good reception on top of the mountain for podcasting?

I'm not sure.

Let me get my bolder and roll it up to the top and hope it stays there.

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