Episode Eleven, Year Fourteen
The 40 Year Old Boy
Misfit Toys
4.5 • 626 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2023
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Mike, Go To Bed
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| 0:00.0 | Go! |
| 0:02.0 | Go! |
| 0:03.0 | Go! |
| 0:04.0 | ... Skill, knack, flair aptitude expertise genius gift i'm the fucking talent hey what's happening? I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast. |
| 0:55.6 | I got to warn you, folks. |
| 0:57.1 | My body is betraying me already this deep into the show. |
| 0:59.6 | Because truthfully, this is like my fifth fucking attempt at doing this goddamn show, |
| 1:03.2 | or at least sitting down. |
| 1:04.1 | The furthest I got into it was about eight minutes, |
| 1:06.0 | and then I was just like, you know what? |
| 1:07.2 | What the fuck? |
| 1:07.9 | Because I, you know why? |
| 1:09.2 | Because I yawned like 16 times. |
| 1:13.6 | Did you just, and right there, you just might have heard a noise in my throat a second ago, rewind it. |
| 1:14.2 | Go listen. |
| 1:15.0 | I didn't want for that to happen. |
| 1:16.9 | My body is going into business for itself, which is not good at the age of 56. |
| 1:20.8 | Nobody wants to see that happen. |
| 1:21.9 | God, you know, when you say that out loud, it's weird. Like when I was like 55, what was that two months ago? |
| 1:28.6 | That was fine. |
| 1:29.3 | I started fine. |
| 1:31.4 | But at 56, boy, now you're on the wrong end of it. |
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