Episode: July 4th
The Stretch
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2018
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Happy 4th of July to our extremely patriotic audience. On this episode, Chief joins the crew to make a massive announcement. Other items:
- 3:20 WhiteSoxDave goes to City Hall
- 8:05 No taxation without representation
- 10:50 White Sox Injuries / Prospects: Eloy (2-3 weeks) and Robert (6-10 weeks)
- 17:25 Cardinals Trash Dexter Fowler
- 27:35 Albert Almora vs. Javy Baez
- 28:45 Reactions to the Cubs recent dominance
- 30:30 Will the Players Union going on strike?
- 37:25 Barstool Chief is here to talk Blackhawks Offseason
- 50:35 Carl has beef with Stan Bowman (STORY)
- 55:25 Breaking Down The 4th of July: Movies, Cocktails & Activities
- 1:07:30 Voicemails!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Redline Radio listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.8 | Prime members can listen to Ed free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.0 | When we go out for a couple of drinks before the show tonight, you tell us this story and say specifically, |
| 0:15.6 | I don't want to get into this. I don't want to tell the stories. I don't want to, you know, find, uncover the dead bodies in the closet in regards to this story. |
| 0:24.0 | And we are literally three minutes into the show and you've already divulged all of the information. |
| 0:29.2 | All of the stuff you didn't want to. I'm a scoff law when it comes to parking tickets like Newman from Seinfeld. |
| 0:36.2 | Anyway, so she's like, I'm going to have to have someone take a look at this and I'm like, oh, fuck, like I'm not going to go back to work. |
| 0:42.0 | I'm going to get probably arrested for city hall fraud or whatever it would be. And she's gone for like five. |
| 0:48.0 | It's actually a very serious. |
| 0:51.5 | City Hall fraud. |
| 0:52.5 | That she was up on the old. Just general fraud. |
| 0:55.3 | And general. Yeah, it's some sort of, I mean, I forged documents forgery. I don't know. |
| 1:00.2 | Anyway, so she comes back. She's like, you actually bought this car in April. |
| 1:04.2 | I'm like, just give me the overage fee. Let me pay my bill. And she's like, well, actually you have two red light tickets from like 2013 and 15. |
| 1:12.3 | And then you got a ticket from unlike May 25th, a parking ticket in Oldtown. |
| 1:17.8 | And you have a son in Louisiana. Yeah, probably maybe never know. |
| 1:22.6 | Anyways, so she's like, yeah, we can't give you the city sticker until you pay all of your past to like bills. |
| 1:29.6 | And of course, the parking tickets went up 100 bucks. They doubled because I didn't pay him. |
| 1:34.2 | So did the red light tickets. It was 622 dollars. So today I got fuck by the American government taxes and fines. |
| 1:42.0 | Just like our forefathers did it with the Boston Tea Party. No taxation without representation. |
| 1:49.0 | Well, that's what you do. Is that you know, that's all I'm going to do. I'm going to start every time I get a parking sticker, don't take it whatever. |
| 1:57.1 | I'm going to throw it in the lake. Yeah. Yeah. |
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