Episode 2.18: The Time The Guys Shit Their Pants
The Stretch
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Redline radio listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.9 | Prime members can listen to Ed free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | Before we get going though real quick, probably my favorite thing about the lunchroom in high school would be the random fights. |
| 0:16.1 | There had to be a couple good ones and we'd more of those out. Oh, yeah, like nacho cheeses in the air, fucking everybody's on their feet. |
| 0:21.6 | Any in Cole City Shop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There are always um, we had lunch and we have intermurals. |
| 0:27.3 | Intermurals is where you take your fight to like get it like 10 15 minutes go like played two on two basketball and it always ended a |
| 0:33.8 | F*** not always but in often in a fight in my lunch room. We did this thing to piss off the seniors when we were under class |
| 0:40.0 | And called the blob. You've seen the movie heavyweights, right? |
| 0:42.6 | With the blob. So we would take like a lunch bag just a ziplock bag. We'd blow it up with air and we would put shit in the corner of it and |
| 0:50.5 | Blobbit like a peanut and a cross the lunchroom and try to hit people. Yeah, I put a Louvie in one. |
| 0:56.0 | I just hawk to Louge in there and it hit the top of the ceiling and it started hanging down and it just kind of like froze up there for the rest of |
| 1:03.1 | Existence. It's probably still in the wheat and I'm still actually I was touching with a guy from wheat and more bills out. It's probably still there right now |
| 1:08.9 | Just a little like one inch Lougey that just kind of lost all its hydration and just kind of stuck there now |
| 1:14.8 | That would be the excitement in the wheat and more in bills south lunch room |
| 1:17.7 | I'm gonna spin it over to Lane Tech slightly different environment and demographic. Do you have any good fight stories? |
| 1:23.3 | Well, we had open lunch so you could go wherever you want |
| 1:25.5 | Was that me you just could like leave campus? Yeah open campus? |
| 1:28.7 | We got those taken away from us. They did that in cold city. You guys probably just gone and start drinking in a farmer's home |
| 1:33.4 | Yeah, I probably back of a pickup truck. You know our fights always happen at the McDonald's on Addison |
| 1:38.0 | That McDonald's is like our MGM grand fight always happened there. I love it. I love me to have fucking McDonald's at four o'clock |
| 1:45.6 | Mother's fucker. Yeah, that's all what happened. Believe it or not |
| 1:48.4 | I went all four years without getting beat up at lunch. So chef. Let's get back into the show for night |
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