Episode Forty, Year Eleven

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Bring On The Angry Gypsy

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0:00.0	How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood in Joan Baez's face?
0:28.6	I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn. I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face. Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it. Guess what? I get raised by cookie monster.
0:32.6	My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight. Time my stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light.
0:38.2	I got a bunch of the clocks.
0:41.0	Hey, what's happened?
0:42.0	A Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy.
0:45.0	Podcast, oh, that looks good in the blue lines, boy.
0:52.1	It's Friday.
0:53.7	Thank God it's Friday, right?
0:55.2	That's what we say to ourselves with the village people.
0:56.9	And I think Bruce Jenner.
0:58.0	Bruce Jenner's in that movie.
0:58.9	He's a dude.
1:00.7	He's a dude who looks like a lady.
1:03.2	Now he's a lady, right?
1:03.9	He got the whole thing fucking whacked, right?
1:05.2	Isn't he got the fake plumbing?
1:06.5	They hollowed him out from the middle and they stuffed the vagina inside of them,
1:10.0	whatever they did.
1:13.0	They hollowed out of grapefruit and jammed it between his legs.
1:16.1	Whatever the fuck happened to Caitlin or Bruce or whatever the fuck their name is now.
1:18.3	Is it they?
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