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hey what's habit of mike schmidt 40-year-old boy podcast?

It's official, folks.

Go ahead and write this down.

Grab a pen.

I'll wait, grab it.

Although maybe you already have a pen.

What if you do that?

What if you listen to the show with a pad and paper?

Or a pen and a pad of paper?

It's a lot of peas.

What if you had a pen, a pad of paper, a porcupine, and a pineapple. How about that? What have you had a porcupine, a pineapple,

a pizza, a pen, a pad of paper, some portobello, and some prosciutto, and possibly even a pompadoro. A pommodoro. Isn't that a fucking pasta? A pasta, pasta, pasta. Get some pasta,

a pineapple, a porcupine, a pizza, a pen, a pad of paper, and, uh, and some ping pong. Go play ping pong

with your pen while you're eating some, uh, portobello's. Oh, shut the fuck up. Nobody got, literally,

I just wasted how much of your life with that? Think about, let's think about that. I've been doing

this through 12 years. How much time of your life have I wasted with that kind of garbage? Jesus Christ,

you're going to be in your coffin one day and you go, I had to hear fuckheads say portobello

ping pong over and over again. That made me laugh. Hey, portobello ping pong. How are you doing?

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