Hey this is Hank and Alex and this is our fifth episode of the show they said it would never last but it has for now it may not

Anyway, we just want to remind you to subscribe to the show and also to leave a five-star review for the show

Oh, and hey if you're a parent my apologies for the show that you're about to listen to it I'm just getting around anyway here we go yeah this should be interesting

because it all God there's my phone there's my phone. There's my phone.

I put mine on Do Not Distur for you.

By the way.

I'm getting an email.

Hold, hold going into airplane mode.

Why have it handy in case we decided to call somebody because we are this is

without a net. There's no co-host. We're not interviewing anyone. It's just all Hank, and you.

Yeah, I love how I'm not considered a co-host.

Well, you know, you're the engineer, you can't wear two hats.

So you're the sound engineer that that that chimes in and

that's a brand new thing to do. Nobody else is doing that in podcasting.

Having that... You're busy watching your levels. Yeah watch the levels. Keep your eye on the level. You know, did you see we got our first one-star review on?

Unfortunately. Did you see that?

Yeah, I saw that. There's many more one-star reviews to come, but what it makes me wonder is how far in, at what point were we a one-star review? Like, was it five minutes in? Was it like during the open how far in did they get before they knew that no no

this is a one-star podcast and and turning it off isn't good enough I need to also go and take the time to give it a one-star review.

And then it wasn't long after that we got our first two-star review.

But they didn't say anything. The one-star. No, no, no, the one-star didn't say anything. The one star. No, no, the one

star didn't didn't say anything. They just gave it a one star and they went away.

The two star review, it said something along the lines of stop eating while you're talking.

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