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I went to Durango, Colorado last week, did a show.

Yeah. Standing room only.

Right, I know I've been to Durango, but I've never done a show there.

And it's not, there wasn't a thousand thousand it wasn't a thousand see house. It was like you know you can fit 180 people in this thing

Sure and we probably had 182 people I it was you, Durango showed up for my show, which I didn't really.

And my mom was there, so my mom lives in Pagosa Springs, and she was there, and so it was

cool because I thought, well, I'm going to go do a show in

Durango and eight people are going to come and my mom's going to be even more

disappointed in me than she already is if if that's possible.

Right.

But no, but it was a pack house.

Great show went fantastic.

I showed the movie Hank Patterson's how to make an award-winning film tour film and people love they were

drunk so they loved it and then there were three sober people that walked out

and and it was fun but I'm I'm going to Hawaii in May and so I've been trying to shed a few I'm getting fat I've got like sea cups going on right if I go up and down stairs I'm giving myself a black eye. Yeah, no, yeah. And so I've been like thinking oh man I'm going to Hawaii. I got I got to I got to lose

The breasts and a little bit of this belly, you know, that I've got going on from, I would say from the

winter, but it's really from the last 20 years.

And so I thought, oh, you know, I'll get ripped before I go.

And then I get there and my mom has made like cookies like not just peanut butter cookies but peanut butter cookies with a candy bar in the middle of right right and so she's made that. I've got lasagna. I had apple pie and I started to worry about

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