Episode Fifty-Two, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Soaring Highs And Grave Scraping Lows

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	...
0:04.0	... Skill, knack, flame, flag, ability, aptitude, expertise, genius, gift.
0:48.2	I'm the fucking talent.
0:52.9	Hey, what's happening at Mike Schmidt's 40-year-old boy podcast? Folks, here's something for you that I thought about, and I was like, what the fuck? And this is a real thing. This is a totally true fact. As opposed to a totally fake fact. Nobody wants an untrue fact. What if I gave you untrue facts? What have I just spilled out a whole goddamn barrel full of untrue facts amidst a barrel of monkeys.
1:12.8	I got to be honest, I got to get these barrels out of my house.
1:13.6	Jesus fuck.
1:14.5	You know what?
1:18.0	When you live in a one bedroom apartment, do not stockpile barrels and then definitely do not fill those barrels with monkeys and untrue facts.
1:20.6	Oh, my Christ.
1:23.3	So here you go.
1:24.1	Brace yourself for this because I thought about it and it gripped me in terror.
1:27.5	That seems like an exaggeration, quite frankly.
1:29.2	I'm not going to lie to you.
1:29.9	I don't think I was gripped in terror.
1:31.1	I've never been gripped in anything.
1:32.7	I've been gripped.
1:34.3	I've had certain things, parts of me have been gripped.
1:37.3	I love getting my cock gripped.
1:39.1	That's fun.
1:40.1	I've had my throat gripped. That's not fun. I've had my hair gripped. That's totally fun.
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