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hey what's happened of mike shmit 40 year old boyold boy podcast. Welcome to Jurassic Park. No, not to Jurassic Park. Welcome to the jungle. No, not to the jungle, although I wish it could be the jungle. Wouldn't you love to be in the jungle? Oh, let's go rumble in the jungle. Well, you know, that'd be all right with me. A little jetthro tull for you.

That's what I bring to the table.

We've already referenced Guns and Roses.

We've referenced a Jethro Tull.

We've referenced a dinosaur film.

This thing is chocka block with references already.

It's not even 30 seconds old, I don't think, this fucking show.

Jesus Christ.

Go time it.

Seriously, with not even the theme song. Take the theme song out of the equation. From the moment I uttered a syllable and then we wandered into the show as much as we have. I think I get those three urbanes in under 30 seconds. Can we say I have a reference every 10 seconds this show? Is that how it's going to work? I hope not. God damn, that would be exhausting. My head would explode. Scanners style. You know, scanners that film from David Cronenberg, David Cronerberg, who's

starred James Woods, James Woods, who ruined his career the last four years by becoming a fucking

shill. And I love James Woods. He is, I tried to describe him to somebody. I said he's a walking

cock. That's how I would consider James Woods. He's in your John Carpenter's vampires. He's in your Diggs Town. He's in your bestseller. He's in your onion field. He's in your Salvador. He's in your once upon a time in

America. He's in your The Getaway. And he just does Yeoman's work being a jagoff. He's in

he's in your The Boost where you railed the fuck out of Sean Young. And let's put his way. He railed the fuck out of Sean Young.

And then he and Sean Young did rails.

That's what the boost is about.

It's about a family who turns to drugs, who turns to Coca, well, I'm saying Coca-Cola.

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