Episode 999: Mummy Nose Best Smoothies.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

This bank episode needed to be released before Episode 1000, because of a scoopmail from this episode gets a follow up in the next episode. This was recorded right after The Bucket Show when Paul was in town. Strip clubs, Fart jokes, and someone's never had Fish & Chips. Important scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.9	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak
0:13.6	you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the
0:20.2	afternoon. Not in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:36.1	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:39.2	Also, it's the part of the show where I burp. Yeah, we do two things in this part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers also it's the part of the show where i burp yeah we do two things in this part of the show it's amazing this is a bank show so i don't know who to
0:46.2	thank right now we might plug some names in later we might not it might just be this part of me talking
0:51.4	but thank you ice cream truck drivers yep who knows we you. Ice cream truck drivers. Yep.
0:55.0	Who knows?
0:57.5	We love the ice cream truck drivers.
1:01.3	The ice cream truck drivers, those are the folks that headed over to preaching fun.com, and they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
1:04.1	They deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes, and who knows?
1:08.9	The life you save may be your own. You didn't tick the head. You didn't
1:12.6	take the head? I did. You didn't see it? I didn't. Oh, I did. I did. The boys
1:16.6	you saved just might get blown. That's the Catholic version.
1:19.0	Yeah, get me. True.
1:20.5	Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go to
1:22.6	an ice cream social? Yeah, I'd love to. Great. Let's
1:26.6	go.
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