Episode 998: The Abolition of Hard Pants.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Jacob recall their 8 hour ordeal in a Pittsburgh airport. Paul is a hard pant abolitionist. Matt and Jacob talk about The Elton Magic Hockey suite for the Vegas Golden Knights. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.3	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.1	Normally, we would thank everybody by name right here, but we don't have the new list for the new month just yet.
0:14.1	So I'm thanking all of you ice cream truck drivers generally.
0:17.6	And I'll get back to you and thank you all personally at a later date. Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:23.0	Those are the people that deliver
0:24.6	that fucking ice cream straight to your
0:26.6	fucking ear holes. If you
0:28.8	want to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:30.8	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:33.4	That is where you can go to sign up to
0:34.6	be an ice cream truck driver
0:36.6	and who knows.
0:38.3	The life you save may be your own.
0:43.6	Now, a show.
0:46.2	Hey Johnny.
0:47.1	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.7	Oh, a program?
0:50.1	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:51.4	Great.
0:51.9	Let's go.
0:54.4	I do love to. Great. Let's go. I do love programs.
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