Episode 994: Bread, The Great Undryer.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Jacob has literally tons of problems getting stoned. Paul wraps his head around cutting edge Tupperware science. Matt remembers when wearing tight white pants made him the most money. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	It's my favorite part of the show.
0:05.0	It's the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.5	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.5	Right now I'd like to thank ice blue scoop.
0:12.8	I want a scoop baby, Jake Schneider, Jeff Harris, and Jonathan.
0:17.5	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like those people, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:22.5	Preaching fun.com, that is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:27.1	What's an ice cream truck driver do, you may ask?
0:30.0	Well, they drive the trucks that deliver the fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:35.4	That's very, both angry and condescending.
0:37.5	It got rough.
0:38.8	How's that condescending?
0:39.9	They drive trucks.
0:41.1	It gets ice cream to your ear holes.
0:42.8	You're doing it to me now.
0:44.3	Fuck you.
0:46.9	Who knows?
0:48.1	The life you save may be your own.
0:53.1	And now it's time for a show.
0:55.5	Hey Johnny.
0:56.5	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:59.3	Yeah, I'd love to.
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