Episode 993: Del Tac-Oh no!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

It's Matt's birthday! He celebrated by stabbing Jacob in the back. Then he is educated by his 7 year old child. Plus, the boys debate a new policy by a group of coffee shops. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	It's that time again. It's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.0	Right now I'd like to thank Elkton Magic Scoop, Frankie's Teaky Scoop, Galactic President Scooper Starmick
0:14.9	Scoops a lot, Gray Whitaker, and Greater Sunday Scoop. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:20.4	and I hope you do,
0:21.4	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:23.4	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:27.1	What's an ice cream truck driver?
0:28.2	Do you may ask?
0:29.0	I'm glad you asked.
0:30.7	They deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes.
0:34.6	Fuck yeah!
0:35.4	And who knows?
0:37.3	The life you save may be your own.
0:42.0	Boom.
0:45.7	Showtime.
0:46.9	Hey Johnny.
0:48.0	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:50.7	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:52.1	Great.
0:52.6	Let's go.
0:54.9	Happy birthday.
0:56.5	McDonald's!
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