Episode 98: Iraq’s Lost Royal City, Chinese Magic Mirrors, & A Hidden Faberge Egg

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the Pubcast, Kathleen opens the show drinking a Topo Chico Exotic Pineapple Hard Seltzer, which is her favorite flavor so far, "Good Bad Food", The Queen's Court, Updates, Faberge Egg Found on a Yacht, "Holy Shit They Found It", Killer Monkeys, Sign Wars: McDonald's v. Dairy Queen, Beach Ball Saves a Man's life, South Carolina's Alex Murdaugh Denied Bond, and What to Watch This Week!

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:18.8	Termites. Episode 98. The t-shirts are on the website. The new website, I mean not the
0:34.0	new website. The new, we're two from a hundred, see, I can do it. The new Pubcast t-shirts
0:40.9	are on the website, if you guys want them. This time I didn't make any smalls because nobody
0:46.8	buys the smalls, and now people are mad at it. Unless you're a character and you want to make
0:52.6	every size in 50 different items, I don't know how you please all the people all the time because
0:59.0	otherwise we get stuck with it. And then I just don't need it to charity. But then I got to
1:04.4	talk to the guys to get the guys and what are we going to do, and then they bitch my holding
1:09.4	the t-shirts. I don't wear my nails. How hard is it? Am I not paying for that? They got
1:15.3	anyway, termites. Welcome. So many things. What are we drinking? Topo Chico. It's a heart
1:26.8	salsa. I'm not really a heart salsa person, but I've decided I'm going to be because it's
1:31.8	a lot less feeling than beer when it's this hot. So this is a little refreshing thing. I've
1:37.6	tasted all of them. I'm going to keep trying. I have not tasted all of them, but I tasted
1:41.2	a lot. Topo Chico's my favorite love exotic pineapple. It tastes like, but then I don't know
1:49.8	after three of these. I'm very sleepy. Beer I could drink like five and not be sleepy. So I don't
1:56.8	know. What are our feelings on seltzers? They're not going away. Last summer, summer before when
2:02.5	they came out, I'm like, is this like a thing like, you know, there have been other
2:07.2	Zima. There have been other fad. What's a fad drink? It came and it went. No, it's Zima's
2:14.4	not the 80s bullshit. That's the 2000s. Giggle it. Ask the Ziggle machine when Zima came
2:22.3	out. Yeah, Bartles and James. Now that was definitely 80s because I'd recommend high school.
2:29.2	They're so disgusting. It was 1993. All right, you wait. Well, but it went away. Maybe it's
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