Episode #981: TBTL Best: Online Dating

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2011

⏱️ 72 minutes

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A TBTL Favorite: The Online Dating Show

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0:00.0	Well, hey there, Frendos. This is Luke, Mary Christmas. Oh, oh, oh, happy holidays.
0:07.0	Sorry to have him.
0:09.0	I guess by the time you hear this is actually not even Christmas anymore.
0:12.0	So, um, my bad on that one.
0:14.0	But, we do have a gift for you as we the TBTL staff take this week off to enjoy ourselves a little holiday break.
0:22.0	We have got a very special episode, lovingly hand-built for you by producer Jen Andrews.
0:29.0	From the TBTL archives, enjoy.
0:33.0	How did you and I get matched up?
0:35.0	I make 26 profiles, each designed to attract a different type of girl.
0:39.0	Tom A. Haverford, sporty and sexy.
0:42.0	Tom B. Haverford, smooth and soulful.
0:45.0	Which letter did you get?
0:47.0	N. Tom N. Haverford.
0:49.0	The N stands for nerd.
0:51.0	I never even checked that one because no one ever responds to it.
0:53.0	Okay, well, whatever.
0:54.0	Tom N. Haverford collects globes.
0:56.0	Great, that's enough.
0:58.0	His favorite movie is books.
1:00.0	Let's play a different game.
1:01.0	I'm going to say stuff about me and you say on a scale from one to ten how interested in that thing you are.
1:06.0	Ready?
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