You are listening to the Enormo Cast.

Look folks, we all know that ice climbing is a miserable cold endeavor,

punctuated by small spikes of joy mostly when it's over.

But if you're planning on heading to the famous ice park in Urae, Colorado, to climb out

your self-loathing, why not up the joy ratio by staying in the

bee spot in hotel and spa. Imagine after your third round of

screaming bar fees you can retire to their vapor cave and soaking pool for a

quote strange dark

steamy underworld soaking experience.

The V Spodden is a boardable luxury in your way.

In fact, if you climb in your way and don't stay there, you are totally blowing it.

Discounts all winter, go to v-Spot and Hot Springs.com for more information.

It's really the only way you'll find me ice climbing.

Does your partner?

Does your partner suffer from tried-D-D-Ginn syndrome or one hangitis or even worse delusional performance disorder?

Well, there really isn't a cure for DPD except for a good smack down, but it does probably mean that you've been

belaying them for hours and hours on end and are now suffering from BMP or belayer neck pain.

A stiffness in the cervical spine

just below the occipital region of your thick, thick skull.

But now there's a cure for B&P resulting from DPD.

Ask your doctor about ballet specs. And when he doesn't know what the hell you're talking about,

just smile and tuck that prescription for opiates away

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