You are listening to the Enormo Cast. You're finally here folks. The prettiest thing to ever be shoved in the crack.

The new Black Diamond Ultra Light C4, the featherweight camming champion of the world.

20 to 30 percent lighter than the old C4s, which means they're 20 to 30 percent more sick.

The BD Ultra Light Cams are more lightweight than bailing off the nose because you ran out of

baby whites.

They're more lightweight than that kid from Provo who fell on the campfire after two beers in Indian Creek.

True story.

They're the device that's oh so nice in the cam that can handle the slam.

If you dream of climbing with different

cams you should wake up and apologize. So check out Black Diamond

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fondle them with your own chubby knuckles. Put the cam down sir.

So let's say you've taken the advice you've heard on the enormous cast and played it ice climbing cool with that special climbing friend going on trip after trip like your family even though you've had the hot for him or

her since they burned you off your proge and flips in a ratty pair of yojimboes from

the lost and found. Well, if the perfect ballet isn't conveying your longing, perhaps the climbing inspired jewelry and accessories of Peter Gilroy will help you put the punctuation on that date, that's not a date, might be a date, climbing date. At PeterW Gilroy.com you'll find jewelry, money clips,

belt buckles, hats and more, all inspired by the rock in the mountains on which your love has flourished.

So please, before you resort to the lean-in or the forgotten sleeping bag or the embarrassing

confessional after a 12 pack around the campfire.

Try a classier approach with a spectacular gift from Peter W Gilroy.com and if you

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support even if your partner does

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