You better watch out! You better watch out!

Say it in the song! Close this up about the K-O-U!

T-B-T-M!

You gotta watch that guy. I'm not kidding. That's just the kind of useful and I would say

hard to find information that you'll find right here on this very exciting Monday afternoon

edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show. It's probably too beautiful to live.

So I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on the air.

Oh yes, we are. In fact, this is episode 976 in a collector series.

Oh yeah! My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. We've got lots of stuff to discuss with you

on this Monday. Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We mentioned the passing of two well-known people, both of whom weirdly enough managed to

worm their way into the fabric of T-B-T-L for a variety of reasons. We'll talk about the passing

of Kim Jong Il and also Christopher Hitchens. Also, it's Monday, so that means it's Granny time!

Jen will bring us up to speed on everything Granny related, including her new favorite word,

which comes with an audio example. So that'll be exciting. Speaking of Jen Flesh Andrews,

she's right over there, and if I can, activate this. I love changes, but I drink a little.

And her microphone without spilling my lemon ginger tea. Which is better than spilling whiskey.

It's having on Thursday. That did happen, didn't it? That wasn't... I have to say, you know,

that a little wild, it was more like a brown out than a blackout. I had forgotten until you mentioned

that, that I had in fact spilled whiskey on the console here, but you know what was amazing was

after that Christmas broadcast was done, immediately everybody sprung into action, getting the studio

completely cleaned up, so that we didn't get yelled at by the other real radio shows.

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