Episode 976: Deal Breaker Saw.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Paul runs into unexpected circumstances trying to get a hair cut. Jacob's is a Sam's Club rule breaker. Matt has health care issue with his son. (*Note, this was recorded before Matt's tour and the situation in now fully resolved). Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I didn't see you. I'd like to thank you, though, especially if you're an ice cream truck driver. If you're an ice cream truck driver, that means that you went over to preaching fun.com and you signed up to be an ice cream truck driver. Right now, I would like to thank Daniel Lozer, Darren Cunningham, Darth Scooper, and David Walker.
0:23.4	If you would like to be an ice cream truck driver, now I'm talking to people who aren't already ice cream truck drivers, because the people who are ice cream truck drivers, they already know this information.
0:31.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:35.9	That is where you can sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:45.4	Now it's time to do a show.
0:47.8	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:51.6	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:53.0	Great, let's go.
0:59.1	Guys, what?
1:00.7	This is for the past.
1:02.7	Yeah.
1:04.1	Speaking you from beyond the grave.
1:07.5	It's true.
1:08.0	Just for a few weeks ago.
1:09.4	I mean, I hope so.
1:10.4	Oh, yeah. It's Matt and Maddie's ice cream social sitting across with me. The current. Just from a few weeks ago. I mean, I hope so.
1:14.6	It's Matt and Maddie's ice cream social sitting across to me.
1:16.4	The currently not dead, Paul Manning.
1:18.9	Absolutely alive, Matt Donnelly.
1:21.7	All right, and viable life form, shake up the audio.
1:23.1	Brains.
1:23.8	Oh, no.
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