Episode 975: Vegetables Are A Girl Best Friend.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Hester Ross in churn! She has a new song and video out to celebrate the true meaning of Valentine's Day, "Vibrators Are A Girl's Best Friend". Matt skips a teachable moment with his kids. Sarah poses a very important question about our butt holes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is my favorite part of the show. It's the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you, ice cream truck drivers. Right now I would like to thank Galactic President Scooper Skarmic. Stoops. Buh, Nailed it. Take two. Galactic President Scooper Star McSoups a lot. Nailed it on Take Two.
0:22.0	Did it in two.
0:22.9	Gray Whitaker, Greater Sunday Scoop, Ice Blue Scoop, and I want a Scoop, baby.
0:28.1	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, that's what we're talking about right now,
0:31.7	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:33.6	Preachingfund.com, that is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
0:38.8	The life you save may be your own.
0:43.3	Now, it's time for a show.
0:45.5	I'll do one of those.
0:46.3	Hey, Johnny.
0:46.8	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.2	Wait, do you take two of us?
0:50.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:51.1	Great.
0:51.7	Let's go.
0:54.6	Valentine's Day is just past us.
0:57.2	And with that, I thought I'd bring in the show's Valentine.
1:00.0	Yes.
1:00.7	Sarah has to rush.
1:01.7	Oh, that's so nice.
1:06.3	I'm not kissing nobody.
1:07.8	Oh, damn it.
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