Episode 97: Smash Or Pass? We Try The Wildest Sex Tips You’ve Ever Heard (Foreplay Edition)

Pillow Talks

Vanessa & Xander Marin

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We’ve all seen the articles from cheesy women’s magazines (and TikTok)…“10 foolproof ways to drive your man wild in bed!” But so many of the tips just sound weird. (Slipping a donut over his penis? Really?) There’s a never-ending supply of suggestions to supposedly turn up the heat in the bedroom, but do any of them actually work?? We asked our Instagram audience to share the sex tips they’ve always been curious about, and decided to be the guinea pigs for you! Along with some hilarious sex mishaps and admitting which ones made us run screaming, you’re gonna get the scoop on which sex tips are worth a try and which ones were truly just doomed from the start. You’ll even get to hear our actual voice memos from our experiments. Gulp. It was truly a wild ride, but since we’re doing this in the name of science, we also give you a cheat code or two on how to turn what sounds like a click-bait nightmare into a little trick to keep up your sleeve when you’re feeling like mixing it up. Links & Resources: Guide: The Foreplay Guides (https://shop.vmtherapy.com/foreplay-guides-2022/) If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to subscribe for your weekly double date full of totally doable sex tips, practical relationship advice, hilarious and honest stories of what really goes on behind closed bedroom doors and so much more. It's the sex education you wish you had! Thanks Dipsea. Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/pillow (http://dipseastories.com/pillow). Check out the show notes at vmtherapy.com/episode97 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Never. Again. Never. Again. Vanessa is curled up in a ball on the floor laughing.
0:13.0	It was horrible.
0:20.0	Hello and welcome to the Pillow Talks podcast. We're your host, Vanessa. And Zander Marin.
0:26.0	I'm a sex therapist with over 20 years of experience.
0:29.0	And I'm just a regular dude. We share the ups and downs in our relationship while giving you step-by-step techniques for improving yours.
0:36.0	Make sure you subscribe for your weekly double date full of totally doable sex tips, practical relationship advice, hilarious and honest stories of what really goes on behind closed bedroom doors and so much more.
0:49.0	It's the sex education you wish you'd had.
0:54.0	Thanks to Dipsy for supporting Pillow Talks. Dipsy is an audio app full of short, sexy stories. If you're looking to light a spark or heat things up, there's a story waiting for you.
1:04.0	And you can get an extended 30-day free trial when you go to DipsyStories.com slash Pillow.
1:11.0	The year was 1997. Young Vanessa was 13 years old.
1:17.0	She was walking out of her house one day and she saw it. A stack of Cosmo magazines sitting out by the neighbors trash.
1:32.0	What is that noise?
1:34.0	It's like the high-pitched kind of like voice of God. You know, like in movies where it's like,
1:42.0	I can't quite hit the note where like you see them and everything stops and it's just like the voice from the heavens comes on.
1:50.0	You're like, oh, this is the thing that I was meant to find.
1:53.0	Do it one more time. It's so good.
2:00.0	Wow, I like that you've tried to find ways to sing even when I don't make you sing in an intro.
2:05.0	That was beautiful.
2:06.0	That's what I do.
2:07.0	Okay. So Young Vanessa spots this fat stack of Cosmo magazines.
2:13.0	Time stands still. She hears a voice from the sky that says,
2:16.0	you have been destined to find these magazines. They will change your life for the better.
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