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BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Episode 97 - RiotPod

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie

London, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8924 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Riot! Economy Heaven and Heaven Premium, conspiracy nutters storm the Capitol and the UK government still doesn't understand how food works. The old boys club and the challenge of being a blue collar right-winger in the UK, the profiteering of Big Bean, covid stuff, Lockdown Birthdays and some Tat Attack from Krish in New Zealand Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0

It's Bud-Pod 97 anything.

0:04.4

97 going to heaven.

0:07.4

97 go to heaven. Are you going to heaven Phil?

0:10.4

I guess it depends which religion and which branch of each religion because like some

0:19.0

Christians unless if you don't pray every day since you were born and you know and never ever

0:28.7

touch your penis once you do all that you're not going to heaven. There's like eye of a needle heaven and then there's sort of easier to access heaven and it depends which sort of camp of Christian you're in, right?

0:44.0

Yeah, are you, are you, there's the everyone hippie heaven, there's first class only heaven and then there's

0:52.1

a sort of economy plus. That's right that's

0:55.2

why I like to think of it there's like heaven free and then heaven premium and

0:59.5

yeah if you don't murder anyone you get into heaven free, but it's got loads of ads.

1:09.0

If you're really good, if you like helped the destitute and never broke a single heart and gave all your money to charity,

1:19.0

then you get into heaven premium, which has no ads and you get unlimited Ambrosia.

1:31.0

Yeah. Whereas if you're in heaven free, you hit an ambrosion limit every day of one jug.

1:36.7

You can only have one jug a day.

1:38.0

And then they say, you've reached your ambrosion limit.

1:42.0

Heaven. your Ambrosion limit. Heaven Premium has a lot of exclusive Q&Is.

1:48.0

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I want to who gives the who gives the key

1:57.0

keynote speeches at the heaven expose?

2:02.2

expos.

2:04.1

Well, I mean, it's finally your chance to really pin down, you know, the great prophet Ezekiel,

2:09.5

for example, on various things.

2:18.7

Mm-mm. Yeah and like Gabriel how how to convince a lady she's pregnant how to convince a lady she's pregnant how to convince a virgin she's pregnant and other it's an NLP course basically from the

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