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Spilled Milk

Episode 97: East Coast Chips

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2013

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:08.3

delicious eat it all and you can't have any today we are not cooking anything. No I you know this this episode

0:15.6

answers for me an important question. What is the greatest gift that one

0:20.8

person can give another.

0:23.2

Well I know the answer, should I give it away?

0:25.0

Go ahead.

0:26.5

Potato chips.

0:27.5

A big ass box of potato chips.

0:30.6

So Matthew sent me a photograph yesterday of this box of potato chips that he had received in the mail and I looked at it and I thought well yeah that's impressive I think he said something in the in the subject line like awesome or something like that does that sound like me really yeah it does anyway

0:48.6

And I looked at the box in the photo and I thought yeah whatever that looks impressive I had no

0:53.8

idea the actual dimensions of this box you should have put something next to it like a

0:57.6

shoe or something for scale yeah this is this is way bigger than a shoebox.

1:03.6

It's a box like, you know, a refrigerator size box, not really.

1:09.3

But, you know, like a moving box.

1:11.2

Yeah.

1:12.0

And it contained 17,000 bags of potato chips.

1:16.0

Which we mean 17?

1:17.0

I think maybe more than 17.

1:20.0

And it's, it was an incredible selfless gesture on the part of listeners Rachel and Max in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

1:28.0

Thank you so much, Rachel and Max. We are, we have had to make some really difficult choices today in sitting down to do this episode.

1:37.4

Life choices.

1:38.4

Life choices.

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